Be the Mischief you want to see in the world

prozacmorning:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

I’m a nurse and I wish to signal boost the hell out of this

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 





seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”
Me: “Lies!”
Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”
Me: “LIES!”
Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”
Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

Me: “Lies!”

Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

Me: “LIES!”

Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”

Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

ONE OF THE PEOPLE I CONTACTED ABOUT LOLA CONTACTED ME BACK AND  IS LIKE MAYBE 80% SURE SHE CAN TAKE HER AND CONTINUE TRAINING!

AND THAT PERSON SEEMS COOL LIKE MY BABY’S PROBABLY GOING TO A GOOD HOME YOU GUYS

colonelgeorgespunmercy:

i put some stuff in my hair. let’s see if it listens.

CAN I TOUCH YOUR HAIR???
If not, I admire from distance, look at those curls and that face and that colour you are perfect <3

colonelgeorgespunmercy:

i put some stuff in my hair. let’s see if it listens.

CAN I TOUCH YOUR HAIR???

If not, I admire from distance, look at those curls and that face and that colour you are perfect <3

lywinis:

silentstephi:

raptorix:

pokeviruses:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

B-but nobody knows the Agents exist…

Coulson has at least level 7 clearance. I think that means he knows about the MIB. (And they probably cross reference each other to make sure who gets to handle what.)

Yea.  It is law.

More than likely, MiB is an offshoot of SWORD. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

So, if you don’t know they exist, you just don’t have the clearance.

Okay, so I can’t donate Lola to the program, because she’s a Shepherd mix and they tend to develop hip dysplasia. That doesn’t mean Lola will get it, but it’s enough that they won’t take her.

They did, however, say that they’d be willing to let another handler take over her training! So I’m currently on the hunt for someone who is up to continuing training on a PTSD Service Dog, and who can cover the cost of the boarding school I sent her to, because then Lola can still help someone and I maybe won’t go bankrupt.

Once that’s settled I can apply for a fully trained dog, and then I’ll pretty much be fundraising like mad to get that to happen. I’ve been warned that this usually takes a year, which is pretty shitty, but it’s not like I have no resources to take care of myself in that time.

So yeah, sucks to have to do damage control, but at least there’s things I can do.

wineforthree:

GOOD B Y E

WAS THIS ONE OF THEIR EXTRA SEGMENTS OR IS AN ARTIST SERIOUSLY FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

"Be the bigger person"

tcharlatan:

is bullshit advice.

My bigness is not determined by my capacity to quietly absorb bullying, degradation, or abuse.

This has been one of the hardest fucking things for me to come to terms with

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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I honestly say this to my fiance at lest 5 times a day

Swirl, Twirl

Problems, Solutions

Action

Reaction

Goodbyes

Patience

Providing

Hope, I guess

one-hella-fine-viking:

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

Interesting Thought:
If reincarnation is real, those people will be us. If we take responsibility for our future, those people could still embody those ideals.